I want a goddamn liter o' cola! Except Cagney and Lacy were both women. Farva: License and registration... chicken f***er. View Quote (slow voice) Mother of God. [Laughs] You guys are too slow. DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? How's it going Denim Dan? [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans.". Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! Super Troopers Quotes [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy. Driver: Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65? . Officer Smy: Bear... bearf***er, do you need assistance? Super Troopers price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). Mac: … I guess you could say that about all my girls. I guess that's it for the old locker. Thorny: What? Thorny, you're the ranking officer here. View Quote. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com Farva: You're talking about Shenanigans', right? Officer Burton: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch? Public can trust us. Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Sorry-ass local cops. “I always get the shakes before a drop.” (Chapter 1, Page 1) Johnny Rico reports his nervous feelings before leaping out of a spaceship in orbit around an enemy planet and dropping down to the surface, where he and his … Director Jay Chandrasekhar. Super Troopers was written by the five-man comedy troupe Broken Lizard, who also star as the five troopers; the group's leader, Jay Chandrasekhar, directed. All quotes are properly cited and from some of the world’s most engaging and intelligent people. Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne. 4. 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