there were lots of fireworks. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Was it coherent? I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Longest Sentence. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Which would be boring. | 13.41 KB, JSON | Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? It just looks weird. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. :) Seeya! www.flaming-chickens.com! That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. You people sicken me. But it's not. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Come on all you non-existing people! School is taking its toll. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Hey, I'm once again: back. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. Maybe you're lost. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Only if I had multiple personalities. I love my calculator, though. May your day be shiney! I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I want an elective. In other wordsthey hurt. That will be a wonderous day. What a good idea! They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They started shaking and barked their little heads off. It just doesn't make any sense. Fire is good. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? TWO MILES? Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. No? The possibilities are literally endless. I thought it was. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Seeya. You're only browsing it. Far away. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I'm back! Today, I was checking out some weird news. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. WowI really must be bored. Anyway, moving on! We'd probably go crazier. I probably won't later. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. Wellthey are. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. What values, you say? Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Who am I kidding. I don't want year-round classes. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. This sentence is the longest. And still frustrated. Receive our Weekly Newsletter. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Look how long this has gotten. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. It was pretty good. AhhhI see your confusion! When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. And I can't think of anything else to do. Maybe you'll break free. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. May your day be shiney! Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Everything is fine. Oooooo! I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! i'll copy and paste this to my site. I'm back! longest possible text for discord. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. You exploud. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. Hits all right. I just can't seem to stop, though. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? But does anyone test "pure" water? Especially that duct tape. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? I hate Math. I get done at 9:15. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. I am going to start a protest group. OkayI'm back. I bet you couldn't tell. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Just like everyone else in my family. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. And then go door to door distributing it. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. AwwwwwI'm touched! As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Happy? You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I'm so very, very tired. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! That's all. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. How did you do that. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Did I resume asking retorical questions? Thank-you for your time. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. Are you happy? Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. How discouraging. Try it. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! Why, because they assume it's better quality. Wow. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) My mother visited relatives. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Why am I writing? And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. But that is irrelevant. In any caseit's awful. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Now MY brain meats feel explody. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. You know you want to! When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! they were special wings. 44 min ago You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. I accidently cut it with scizzors. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. My mom did it to her because it was free. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. I swear. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. It's just a matter of degree. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. TACO will eventually destroy him. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. Think about it. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Now I do. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries.